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{{SocialTemplate|Name=Straddle|TargetNoneUSee=You try to contort yourself into some very weird position.  Seriously, this isn't working.|TargetNoneTheySee=<S-NAME> is trying to contort in some very strange ways.  You don't know what <S-HE-SHE> is trying to do, but it can't be comfortable.|TargetSomeoneNoTarget=Straddle who?|TargetSomeoneUSee=You straddle <T-NAME>'s lap and throw your arms around <T-HIM-HER>.|TargetSomeoneTargetSees=<S-NAME> straddles your lap and wiggles around a little.|TargetSomeoneOthersSee=<T-NAME> grins widely as <S-NAME> straddles <T-HIS-HER> lap.|TargetSelfUSee=|TargetSelfOthersSee=}}

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